Remember this at Christmas Time

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  1. Hansuke

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    Remember this at Christmas Time

    According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
    Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
    We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

    MERRY CHRISTMAS
     
    Hansuke, Dec 12, 2009
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  2. Minnys Mum
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    Minnys Mum OLDr! LAN Co-ordinator

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    Applauding very loudly ... standing proudly!!

    About time you realised that all of us 'femmes' are supremely talented!

    :p:biglaugh:;)
     
    Minnys Mum, Dec 12, 2009
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  3. pentu

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    Good grief!! :D
     
    pentu, Dec 12, 2009
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  4. Bumbee

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    Hansuke, quit feeding the Infactual facts about the un truth would ya? Gonna make us look good in a bad way.:biglaugh:
     
    Bumbee, Dec 12, 2009
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  5. MissBunny
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    ROFL Hans and +1 for the ladies;)
     
    MissBunny, Dec 12, 2009
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  6. Mayday
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    Piss off Hans, mate I have to say you've lost all standing in my books mate. :cry:

    Women, navigate, around the world. :biglaugh: Take down the GPS Sats and see what happens. ;)
     
    Mayday, Dec 13, 2009
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  7. Hicks
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    Well it's about time they did something useful anyway, problem is I bet the fat man uses a GPS system, with that many females they would be too busy arguing over the directions and how Red clashes with the antlers :D
     
    Hicks, Dec 13, 2009
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  8. Bumbee

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    Exactly, thats why there is absolutely no way that 8 women could go around the world together. Plus they would have to stop every 3 hrs to pee. Geesh!
     
    Bumbee, Dec 15, 2009
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