The Husband Store

The Husband Store

Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:




You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!




So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:




Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs


She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:




Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.


'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'



So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:


Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.




'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.




She
goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.




'Oh, me rcy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand
it!'



Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:




Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.




She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:




Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.(scroll andkeep reading!)


PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.


The
second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.



The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

 

LOL and so true!

 

ROFL!!!!! This is so true

 

lol

 

Awesome Case so very true.

Like your new avatar Maj, but I do think she needs a hair cut.

 

Like it... variation on the old "How to please a woman" with an enormous list starting with "Help with the housework" down to "Candle-lit dinner followed by romantic movie cuddled on the couch". Then the "How to please a man" - "Turn up naked. With beer."

 

LMFAO... so true

 

Hahahaha... nice one!

 

excellent Case ROFL

 

i was thinking the same about the first floor of men

 

Brazilian not done quite properly????? OUCH