Major Missing in Action

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  1. Ketsu

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    An op to fix his wrist! Shit he musta broke it real good then. I suppose he was livin up to his tag and in a major lot of pain.

    Hope it all mends quickly and your back on the battlefield for us to shot numerous times.
     
  2. Jello
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    Hope your breakages get better real soon MP :)

    Were you trying to return to whence you came from?..........the trees!
     
  3. Hicks
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    Great news Pentu, wrist operations can be tricky, mine is buggered so I hope MP's is all good, look forward to seeing him online and ripping the piss outta him. Can we get one of the admins to change his title to Monkey Man ?
     
  4. MissBunny
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    Get well soon Major
     
  5. majorpain

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    firstly ty you all.

    I Shattered my rist.brock both bones.compownd fractuer.
    bones protudding out a one inch cut.nerve /ligamnet/mussle damage,
    elbow totaly dislocated and twisted.so i canot even say how horrific it was,
    i never lost conciness.but i have never been is sio muck pain.
     
  6. Cupcake

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    that sounds almost as bad as my dislocated shoulder/broken collar bone/fractured arm and broken wrist :(

    Yes Dirtbikes are fun, BUT really can hunt when coming over a 35ft jump and landing 15ft past the ramp :(
     
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    damn MP, sounds bloody awful, hope it comes good quickly for ya
     
  8. Hicks
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    We need to get together to compare X-Rays Major! Should like you did a good job, I shattered my wrist in a motorcycle accident, external fixtures and 20 wires or so they told me. I know the pain you were in and will be mate, just take care and take it easy, I was told by my doc's that I wouldn't get a lot of movement back in my wrist, but I proved them wrong, Playstation games were my Physio :D
     
  9. majorpain

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    i really thought i would loose my arm.still having flash backs.seeing bone comeing out of your arm is never a great thing.
    but i just had to look. i new it was bad.i was even talking about poping my elbow back in myself.m8 so much pain.
    but lowmount told me that i was not to move
     
  10. jumphonner

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    ouch mate....my eyes are watering just thinking about it! get better soon
     
  11. Hicks
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    Well, I am guessing you can't work at the moment so the shop is shut I hope and the customers should be ok with that, if they aren't, we'll send Joker around to have a chat to them.
     
  12. cool2009
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    All the best on a speedy recovery Major

    dont go climbing trees agen
     
  13. SatanX
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    nasty.

    hope you get better soon :)

    and next time, tell us the truth so we know what really happened without wondering if your alright :)

    E.G. "I was *erm* 'browsing the internet', and I fell off my chair and landed on my penis, which broke my wrist in 2 places"
    Not that I'm suggesting that's what happened, of course. :p


    Enjoy the hospital drugs(they just don't get better than that), and the pretty nurses. When the really hot ones are on duty, try telling them "it hurts too much to move" and see if they'll give you a "hand" in the shower. ;)
     
  14. majorpain

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    bloody migit porn should come with a warning:eek:

    i did ask this cute nurse loren for my free sponge bath,sadly no bath:(
     
  15. CFodder
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    You at least get a sponge then?
     
  16. SatanX
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    Aye, it's where the nurse threatened to shove it that has him so upset :biglaugh:
     
  17. CFodder
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    At least it wasn't Patrick then :eek:.
     
  18. majorpain

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    patric is a starfish.spongebob is the one your thinking.
     
  19. CFodder
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    No, I was thinking Patrick, coulda been a LOT more painful.
     

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