Joining

Welcome

 

hello Tardaan and welcome aboard OLDr Airlines!

Please be seated with your chair in the upright position and with your tray table secured.

Please secure your seatbelt and tighten firmly across your lap by pulling on the strap. To disengage your seatbelt, please lift the metal flap.

Your inflight entertainment is listed in our forums so please feel free to review these and engage yourself in our games at any time.

The food and beverage trolley will be along once we've reached the required altitude ... leave your money on the fridge

A reminder that no smoking is permitted in the toilets ... (the gases after Mistermum has been there are highly volatile)

Your pilot today will be taking you on a weird n wonderful journey ... probably because they're pissed but rest assured, we have the most extraordinary but highly qualified co-pilots (don't ask what they're qualified at ... but WhacK does an extremely accurate impression of being pussy whipped!)

In the event of site depressurisation or any other catastrophy ...

BLAME CFODDER

Welcome to OLDr hunnee ... bahahahahaha, we're a mad bunch! :|

 

hey welcome buddy, great to have you aboard

 

Welcome aboard To OLDr Tardaan!