I think they call it fashionably late

Discussion in 'Join OLDr' started by The Baron, Nov 8, 2015.

  1. The Baron
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    The Baron OLDr

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    Ohai there.
    I've been meaning to make this post for over 100 years, but i always end up doing something else.
    I'm interested in online dawdling.
    I've tried online dawdling before in games like Wreckfest and Insurgency and you all seem like good sports.

    I have 295,992 hours of game time in the matrix.
    I have a base near Brisbane that's too hard for noobs to raid.

    I've read and agree to your TaC & CoC, except for the part about posting without pants.
    If you are willing to make an exception to this rule, I would be very happy to be made a member.
     
  2. Casper

    Casper OLDr

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    We have a rule about not posting without pants, that's news to me.

    How do you have 295992 hours? That's a really long time...
     
  3. Goldleader
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    Goldleader OLDr

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    Hi Baron,
    Welcome to the loony bin
    one of the Admins will be along soon to memberise you, you just need to state that you are over 21,
    Then Wantok will be along to point out the errors in your grammar and spelling (not a requirement, he's just like that! :p) or is it wontok, I forget :p
    Pants used to be optional, then one LAN party got way out of hand! :oops: :eek:
     
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  4. The Baron
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    The Baron OLDr

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    Yeah, I'm 33 mate.

    English is a second language for me.
    I'm a Bogan.
     
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  5. Kylerean

    Kylerean OLDr

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    Heya Baron,

    Good to see you finally made it here
     
  6. Chunktvitas
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    Chunktvitas OLDr

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    Welcome bud ,BEWARE,you have been warned.:D
     
  7. CFodder
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    Hi Boga ... errrrrr Baron, welcome to the looney bin. I've made you a member so have a look around and settle in. The medication is on the right and machete on the left, it's your pick which way you wanna go :).
     
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  8. Wyspr

    Wyspr OLDr

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    I think it's time our straight jackets get unified with the OLDr! logo, maybe we can run them with the next batch of caps?

    EDIT: I want a black one this time to match my cap.
     
  9. Wyspr

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    Welcome aboard Baron, good to see you again. I hope you can join our Wreckfest GP next Saturday. You'll find the details in the Wreckfest GP round 4 thread.
     
  10. The Baron
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    Thanks for the welcome people :happy:
    I will have a bit of a wander around and check out this Wreckfest GP.
     
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  11. Welshman
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    Welshman OLDr GC

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    Welcome aboard Baron:)
     
  12. wantok
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    wantok The 'Speshul' One

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    Hello Baron of the Bogans. I am wantok (not wontok... I don't know who wontok is).
     
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  13. wantok
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    wantok The 'Speshul' One

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    You have been awarded a sticker!
    Wantokapproved.png

    To claim your prize, simply print out this post and cut around the circle. Whack a mixture of flour and water on the back of the template and slap the sticker on your fridge, car door, or wherever you like.
     
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  14. wantok
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    wantok The 'Speshul' One

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    I hate to point out the obvious, but The Baron stated his age in the first post (he is approximately 33.789041095890410958904109589041 years old. Let's assume that there has been 8 leap years during that period and round it down to approximately 33.533063511830635118306351183063 years old).
     
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  15. GIB Racing
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    GIB Racing OLDr

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    Welcome Baron. Now, I did see that a couple of people here welcomed you to the loony bin. It's not that bad. There are some of us who are perfectly normal and not at all...STOP LAUGHING AT ME, FLYING AVOCADO !!!
     
  16. wantok
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    wantok The 'Speshul' One

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    If the calculation are correct then I think that about Monday, 1 February 1982 would be roughly correct.
     
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  17. jumphonner

    jumphonner OLDr! Accountant

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    What happened to the No Bogan rule?

    Welcome
     
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    Chunktvitas OLDr

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    I'm out then.
     
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  19. Wyspr

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    A leap year is still the same number of years as a non leap year. 1.
     
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  20. wantok
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    wantok The 'Speshul' One

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    It changes the number of hours in the year though :p

    And since his age was specified in hours... you get the rest.
     
    Last edited: Nov 9, 2015

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