Getting Old Sux Because...

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  1. MissBunny
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    Getting Old Sux Because...

    Since most of us around here are, how shall I say this politely.... OLD, lets have some examples of why getting old sucks. Hmmm, I reckon not having the catlike reflexes of those younguns (looking at you Emo Fudd) and getting your head shot off in COD.
     
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    MrsJ & I love both the shows "Grumpy Old Men & Grumpy Old Women" they sum the whole thing up just nicely. I think one of the funniest comments so far would have to be Arthur Smith on pets.

    "Dogs sniff your bum, cats show you theirs" classic stuff.
     
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    hey its not my fault im younger than you
    and my reflexes are because i attended a week nazi reflex camp
     
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    Im only as old as the woman im with.. Oh crap i forgot i dont have one :(
     
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    coz People keep Farking reminding you :p
     
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    LMAO. It's good in theory Stash, but my mrs is 9yrs my younger than me & it doesn't always work that they make you feel younger, cause they tend to remind you that you are older ;) just as Whack pointed out lol.
     
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    LOL that is true Jello Mrs Arkie is also 9yrs my younger and always reminds me that I'm OLD hehe but I thought that was a woman thing to get back at us blokes lol
    I think I will be one of those grumpy old men :D
     
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    Maybe these women need to be asked what they see in you old codgers :p
    ...opps mines a few years younger
     
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    They have a LOT going for them Whack;) I'm 12 years younger than Sarge... and its a LOT of fun. Dont need no Toyboys:biglaugh: OLDr = EXPERIENCED
     
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    Now I feel better ;)
     
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    I am OLDr but I dont remember why we are posting here??????
     
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    The mind gets better but the body gets worse and can't keep up with the mind any more. Also getting knocked off motorcycles doesn't help the body issues.
     
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    LOL I will let u all know how it goes 4 me when i find a younger woman and actually be able to hang on to her for more than 3 months. >'BAD STASH'<:confused:keptical:..
     
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    BTW i blame it due to being a single parent.. OHH THE HORROR :)
     
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    LOL Stash:)
     
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    No, no Stash, you have to play the single parent card to the clucky women, they love a man who is responsible with his kids ;) but don't over do it ;)
     
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    ^^^^^ Agree.
     
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    Very true...
     
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    Hasn't bloody worked for me either :(
     
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    That's because sheep don't like children..........goose!
     
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