Exuses to Use when caught Sleeping at Work

1. They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.
2. This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
3. I was working smarter - not harder.
4. Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout.
5. I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
6. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
7. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
8. I’m in the management training program.
9. I’m actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP). I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
10. This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
11. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?
12. No! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
13. The coffee machine is broken....
14. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
15. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off.
16. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the work aholic!
17. I wasn’t sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without myhands.
18. The mail courier flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead toavoid getting shot.
19. Geez, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day.
20. I’m just resting my eyes.

 

Some how I don't think any of them would fly.

 

beavis uses a few of those!!!